In this interview, I talk to a zombie who’s learned how to adapt his old lifestyle to his new condition.
Vanilla Civilian: So. BDSM.
Sinew: Yes, that is our topic of discussion today. Is there something funny about that?
VC: Not at all, it’s…fascinating.
Sinew: Of course. I live to fascinate.
VC: I think you probably want to start with why it appeals to you generally.
Sinew: Do I. Well, if master insists. BDSM appeals to me because the act of subjugation is a subversive way of engaging with traditional sexual dynamics. And it’s hot.
VC: Oh-okay. Um. So that, what kind of stuff do you do with that?
Sinew: Wax, clamps, petplay, hand-feeding, collars…I try to keep things a little interesting.
VC: Right. Uh, how did things change after you turned?
Sinew: Zombies have completely deadened sensation. Pain no longer worked the same way, and neither did pleasure.
VC: How did you cope with that? How did you adapt?
Sinew: I got creative.
VC: Thanks for stopping by.